Guyism After Dark: Lily, Eileen, or Nina???

Guyism After Dark: Lily, Eileen, or Nina???
Derrick Rose wins NBA MVP
VIDEO: How Call of the Dead gets the all-star, zombie kill-a-thon started
[4G] Rex Ryan – Play Like You Mean It ‘Tailgate Giveaway’ (plus two exclusive videos)
Study: Fatties less sexually satisfied, cheeseburgers presumably suffer as result

Posted: 03 May 2011 04:00 PM PDT

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Derrick Rose wins NBA MVP

Posted: 03 May 2011 03:05 PM PDT

Chicago Bulls point guard Derrick Rose has been officially announced as NBA MVP. At 22 years old, Rose is the youngest recipient of the award edging out Wes Unseld who won it in 1969 at 23. The voting wasn’t as close as many had expected with Rose getting 113 out of a possible 121 first place votes. Dwight Howard, LeBron James and Kobe Bryant rounded out the top 4.

His teammates and coaches offered their praise for the young guard.

Luol Deng:

“We all knew how good he could be,” Deng said. “It’s a big surprise for all of us for how quick he got there. We knew he would get there. But the way he works, he’s a humble kid and really out there just to win games. His talent takes over. But it’s his effort that stands out.”

Tom Thibodeau

“It says a lot about who he is,” Thibodeau said. “You can’t do it without believing you can do it. So obviously he did. It’s obvious to see his talent. But once you start looking at all the other attributes, the drive, humility and the way he cares about his teammates. That’s what makes him so special.”

Unfortunately for Rose, the Bulls surprisingly lost last night at home to the Hawks. He’s had some stellar performances in these playoffs thus far and he may have to turn it on again if the Bulls are to succeed. But another turned ankle yesterday may slow him down for Game 2. Although x-rays were negative, he’s listed as day-to-day. Then again, aren’t we all.

Bulls teammates happy for ‘great kid’: MVP Rose [Chicago Tribune]

VIDEO: How Call of the Dead gets the all-star, zombie kill-a-thon started

Posted: 03 May 2011 02:24 PM PDT

Escalation, the second Call of Duty: Black Ops Map Pack just came out, and for those without the luxury of working from home (or better yet, being jobless), here’s the opening intro for Call of the Dead that’s waiting for you.

Before some guy talking on cell phone took you out of the moment while watching a movie. Now it’s your pal that just logged into Xbox Live. But anyway, at least now we know why George Romero is part of the game.

Also, the clip kinda makes zero sense if one really thinks about it, but hey, it’s a video game right? Though I am a bit disconcerted by how has a friggin’ pitchfork. Either lamest way to connect with his trademark (and copy-written) weapon, or they simply ran out of ideas (though more like how it fits with him being comedic relief, as someone hinted towards in the clip). Hopefully there’s a glove-type weapon that has sharp things on the end, with maybe an accompanying red and green striped sweater plus fedora.

[4G] Rex Ryan – Play Like You Mean It ‘Tailgate Giveaway’ (plus two exclusive videos)

Posted: 03 May 2011 02:02 PM PDT

Welcome to another edition of [4G] — Guyism Gear, Gadgets, and Goodies — where we bring you the latest in the stuff you need to see, do, own, or play, plus as is always the case we’re giving away something great.

Today we are happy to announce that we’ll be giving away 10 copies of the new book by NY Jets coach Rex Ryan – Play Like You Mean It. And one lucky sports fan will receive an awesome "Tailgate Giveaway!"

No football fan will want to be without the book that delivers pure, unfiltered Rex Ryan — head coach of the New York Jets and one of the most popular, outspoken, well-liked, and widely respected personalities in the National Football League.

Rex Ryan is known for his exuberance… and Play Like You Mean It explores every aspect of Ryan's amazing passion for the game of football, plus the lessons he has learned in leadership and motivation during his years in and around the game. In his own words, Ryan takes readers behind the scenes of the NFL as he shares colorful football stories from his experiences with the Jets and the Ravens as well as his years recruiting players, coaching college foot ball, and growing up as a child of legendary NFL coach Buddy Ryan. Rex's unique brand of enthusiasm and motivation comes through on every page.

Most of all, fans will get insider access to Ryan's headline-grabbing, brutally honest, and undeniably entertaining views on the NFL… and the very human side of the larger-than-life athletes who devote their lives to the game of football. From Ryan's acceptance of the Jets head coaching job to his success in turning around a team that has long been number two in New York, from his drafting and believing in Mark Sanchez to kicking off the 2010 season with massive expectations (and a target on his back) — this book goes deep, and entertains on every level.

The Rex Ryan – Play Like You Mean It "Tailgate Giveaway" includes a Weber Charcoal Grill, grilling accessories, a gift card to Omaha Steaks, a copy of Play Like You Mean It, and a signed football by Rex Ryan! 10 runner ups will receive a copy of Play Like You Mean It!

Also as a part of this giveaway we have two EXCLUSIVE videos from Rex Ryan that you won’t see on any other site. In the first one Rex talks about growing up the son of an NFL coach.

And in the second video Coach Ryan discusses the importance of aggressive tackling.

All you have to do to be entered to win is keep a watchful eye on Guyism’s Facebook page because that’s where we'll be doing our next round of giveaways. (You must be from the United States to be eligible.)

Click here for more info on Rex Ryan's Play Like You Mean It.

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Study: Fatties less sexually satisfied, cheeseburgers presumably suffer as result

Posted: 03 May 2011 02:00 PM PDT

A new study published in the Journal of Sex and Marital Therapy says that overweight people, specifically the obese, are less likely to find themselves sexually satisfied.

According to the study of 134 women and 91 men who were all moderately obese (a BMI of at least 30), overweight women are even less likely to be fulfilled than overweight men are.

Study author Truls Ostbye of Duke University said in the report, “Our findings contribute to a growing body [ED. NOTE: Lulz] of research that indicates obesity is associated with reduced sexual functioning and sexual quality of life,”

The study speculates that the reasons for the failings in sexual satisfaction have to do with both actual physical dysfunction and emotional problems stemming from obesity.

David Sarwer, director of clinical services at the Center for Weight and Eating Disorders at the University of Pennsylvania School of Medicine told USA Today, “People should realize sexuality is more than just intercourse. There’s a tremendous amount of emotional value and benefit that can still come from holding hands, kissing, hugging — romance.”

It’s certainly sad that people are suffering due to their physical problems. At the same time though, if you’re not even attempting to do anything about it, I don’t necessarily have as much sympathy. Though my thoughts may be heavily weighted (lol) by the fact that I just Googled terms related to obesity and sex to find an image for this post and, even with SafeSearch one, was bombarded by several horrific things that would better be saved for a terrorist training video or a Broadway play version of “Food, Inc.”

Obese people less sexually satisfied [USA Today]

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Wednesday, May 4, 2011