Guyism After Dark: Gisele, Alessandra, or Elizabeth???

Guyism After Dark: Gisele, Alessandra, or Elizabeth???
Lakers’ off-court problems included rift between Gasol’s ex-girlfriend and Kobe’s wife
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VIDEO: KTLA’s Shake Weight segment degenerates into double entendre porn
Olivia Wilde gets all wet and sexy for GQ

Posted: 09 May 2011 04:00 PM PDT

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Lakers’ off-court problems included rift between Gasol’s ex-girlfriend and Kobe’s wife

Posted: 09 May 2011 02:49 PM PDT

Over the years it’s become very apparent that teams just don’t beat the Los Angeles Lakers. When they lose, it has to be a result of off-court problems, a Kobe and Shaq fight, a Kobe and Phil communication breakdown or Phil’s adult depends riding up on his balls and ruining his Zen. In 2004, when the Pistons absolutely dismantled the Lakers, fans and media alike attributed the “five game sweep” to Kobe and Shaq not working together.

And now, after the Mavericks sent L.A. packing, a new theory has emerged as to why the Lakers spread eagled and allowed Dallas to have their way with them. Because, you know, it had nothing to do with those terrible defensive rotations and everything to do with girl trouble.

“I have to learn from this,” Gasol said. ”I have to learn that when something happens off the court, you have to keep it off the court.”

He was referring to the report that he stopped talking to Bryant during the postseason because Bryant’s wife, Vanessa, had contributed to the breakup of Gasol and his longtime girlfriend. Lakers fans will remember that Karl Malone once publicly accused Vanessa of interfering with his personal life in a similar fashion.

Whatever was happening, Bryant and Gasol haven’t connected on the court in a month, and the Lakers have been lost without the strength of their fusion.

Now, I don’t doubt that Vanessa Bryant is some raging bitch with a serious “Yoko Ono” complex. You can, in part, blame Kobe’s dalliances in an Eagle, Colorado hotel for that. That aside, the defense, specifically the rotations to open men were so ridiculously bad, it’s a wonder why other teams haven’t exploited it before.

Instead of asking how this Lakers got swept by the Mavericks, maybe we should be asking how this team won back-to-back titles.

Divided Lakers simply get lost on way to three-peat [L.A. Times]

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Posted: 09 May 2011 01:30 PM PDT

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VIDEO: KTLA’s Shake Weight segment degenerates into double entendre porn

Posted: 09 May 2011 01:19 PM PDT

Shake Weight jokes are so 2010. But when there’s talk of liking the big black ones, little white ones, and several people getting way too into it, this video from KTLA is still worth watching.

That’s right Allie MacKay, you definitely want to keep it at least six inches from the face. Nothing worst then getting a big shot from the Shake Weight when you’re not emotionally ready for it.

Frankly, all this talk has made me feel just disappointed in myself that I didn’t think to just hollow out a Shake Weight and put my engorged genitals inside of it last Halloween. It may have been a dicey proposition, but the hilarity and potential for orgasm would have been worth it. Always.

Olivia Wilde gets all wet and sexy for GQ

Posted: 09 May 2011 01:00 PM PDT

I'd really, really like to see the after picture here...

I don’t think Olivia Wilde will have any trouble finding a new husband. All she really has to do is whip out this set of pics from the June issue of GQ and she’s golden. Though if she was showing someone these pics she’d have to be standing right in front of them so they could just look at her and know she’s smokin’ hot, unless of course she was chatting with that guy online, then she could send him this link so he could see how sexy she is. Then again, if the dude doesn’t know who Olivia Wilde is, does she really want to marry someone that out of touch with the world? … … … What was I talking about?