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- Guyism After Dark: Elisha, Tejima, or Zoe???
- VIDEO: Games that will have you changing your perspective on reality, literally
- Dear Pricks: Female pricks, toilet paper, and more
- REMINDER! [4G] Rex Ryan – Play Like You Mean It ‘Tailgate Giveaway’ (plus two exclusive videos)
- VIDEO: So Mario, Luigi, Mega Man, and Link are at a strip club…
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| Guyism After Dark: Elisha, Tejima, or Zoe??? Posted: 14 May 2011 03:00 PM PDT Hot links to get you through the night…
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| VIDEO: Games that will have you changing your perspective on reality, literally Posted: 14 May 2011 02:12 PM PDT First off, let’s take a look at the 1bit Ninja, an old school platformer for the iPhone that’s a bit different from the rest. How so? Well… First off, why and this has less to do with what it does and more how it looks: am totally in love with the SUPER lo-fi visuals. We’re talking first generation, original Game Boy-level graphics, which I’m a sucker for. And very reminiscent of Super Mario Land, with the flagpole evoking Mario directly (though it’s from SMB 1 proper, not Land, funny enough). Though the big gimmick here is the ability to shift the perspective around, to reveal a pseudo 3D environment. Though more importantly, show alternative paths and the like. It remains to be seen how far the concept is pushed, to what degree can you shift the view, and if one can do so anywhere on the screen. At any rate, reminds me a LOT of another game that handles changes in viewpoint somewhat similarly. The indie sensation that everyone has been waiting forever for (myself included)…
FEZ PAX EAST GAMEPLAY VIDEO from POLYTRON on Vimeo. Back to 1bit Ninja; there’s a far more subtle difference here, no instantly noticeable: the controls. Instead of having an option to go left or right like in most platformers, which in turn would have led to an awkward virtual d-pad, which I absolutely abhor on the iPhone, you just hit the left side of the screen to go forward. Seems kind of awkward, but makes total sense. After all, many similar titles on the iOS have you perpetually moving anyway to the right (like Canabalt) so consider a gas pedal or something. The ultimately deciding factor will be, as in any platform title, the level design. Either the inability to go backwards will be a huge pain in the ass or completely forgotten. We’ll have to wait and see! Meanwhile, something that you would expect to see on the 3DS, but it’s actually a remake of a PSP title. Easily one of the most criminally underrated of its entire library… … Not helping the original Crushed was the extremely lame art direction; I’m fairly confident the box-art alone cost a good number of sales. It’s not as if the new character looks all that awesome, but trust me on this one, he’s a massive improvement over his predecessor. Good job Sega! | ||||||||||||||||
| Dear Pricks: Female pricks, toilet paper, and more Posted: 14 May 2011 11:00 AM PDT I regret to inform you that Brandon Mendelson is out this week due to an injury. If you’d like to show your support (and love), please feel free to visit the Caring Bridge site. We’ll try to keep you posted on his progress. I also regret to inform you that Dane Robert is the only one you’ll hear from today. Deal with it. Dear Pricks, What do you call a Prick with a vagina? - Jason Dane Robert: Nice try, Jason. It’s impossible. Well, except on the rare occasion when a Prick doesn’t abide by the laws of being a Prick. Your see, Pricks live by a code, and one of those codes is to abort any pregnancy that doesn’t end in baby with a penis. It’s nothing against females, it’s merely for the protection of civilization. When you mix estrogen with the Prick gene, it creates an environment so hostile that it would scare the shit out of shit itself. Case in point: Snooki. That said, there are two other scenarios where this may be possible: (1) A hermaphrodite Prick, in which case, we would call that Prick an Arianna Huffington. Or, (2) you’ve mistaken a small penis for a vagina. In this case, we would call him a Mendelson (inspired by someone with the same name). Dear Pricks, I have a dilemma. When returning from my daily toils yesterday I wished to perform some personal ablutions in the smallest room. However, my peaceful bowel evacuation was shattered by the fact that my good lady had replaced the toilet roll and allowed the excess to hang under the roll as opposed to over! I was always taught that the correct way for a toilet roll to hang was over, as under is a Methodist teaching that should not be encouraged in young gentlemen about town. Now the dilemma: should I switch the roll to its appropriate way and say naught? Or, is it such a sin against God and Man that disciplinary action should be taken? I await your thoughts with baited breath. - Tommy  Don't f*ck this up. A few years back, while on a day trip to take in the Fall colors of the northern woods of the Midwest, I found myself in a sticky situation. You see, earlier that week, I had decided to stop bathing in an attempt to be one with nature on my upcoming hike. One of the resulting effects of not showering, is the crustacean of hardened poop smears intertwined with anal hair. The medical term most used to describe this situation is, dingleberry infestation. If you’ve ever experienced a similar situation, you’re well aware of the challenges that dingleberries can have on long-distance walks. Anyway, about an hour into my hike, the dingleberry infestation took over. It began to feel like a someone had shoved a pair of needle-nose pliers up my ass, grabbing each hair and twisting with brute strength. The pain was enough to knock me out cold. After regaining consciousness, I awoke to the pleasant sensation of a warm, yet rough, tongue lapping my butt crack from top to bottom. Much too my surprise, a grizzly bear had mistaken my hairy ass for a baby cub and using its keen sense of smell, determined that something was amiss. While unconscious, it had carried me to a small brook, submerged my ass and began to lick the dingleberry infestation, clean.  The muffin man is a sexual predator, I'm just saying. Moral of the story: Who gives a shit about your toilet paper roll? Dear Pricks, Do either of you pricks know the muffin man? - Jason Dane Robert: Jason, can you please put your daddy on the computer? | ||||||||||||||||
| REMINDER! [4G] Rex Ryan – Play Like You Mean It ‘Tailgate Giveaway’ (plus two exclusive videos) Posted: 14 May 2011 10:55 AM PDT Welcome to another edition of [4G] — Guyism Gear, Gadgets, and Goodies — where we bring you the latest in the stuff you need to see, do, own, or play, plus as is always the case we’re giving away something great.
No football fan will want to be without the book that delivers pure, unfiltered Rex Ryan — head coach of the New York Jets and one of the most popular, outspoken, well-liked, and widely respected personalities in the National Football League. Rex Ryan is known for his exuberance… and Play Like You Mean It explores every aspect of Ryan's amazing passion for the game of football, plus the lessons he has learned in leadership and motivation during his years in and around the game. In his own words, Ryan takes readers behind the scenes of the NFL as he shares colorful football stories from his experiences with the Jets and the Ravens as well as his years recruiting players, coaching college foot ball, and growing up as a child of legendary NFL coach Buddy Ryan. Rex's unique brand of enthusiasm and motivation comes through on every page. Most of all, fans will get insider access to Ryan's headline-grabbing, brutally honest, and undeniably entertaining views on the NFL… and the very human side of the larger-than-life athletes who devote their lives to the game of football. From Ryan's acceptance of the Jets head coaching job to his success in turning around a team that has long been number two in New York, from his drafting and believing in Mark Sanchez to kicking off the 2010 season with massive expectations (and a target on his back) — this book goes deep, and entertains on every level. The Rex Ryan – Play Like You Mean It "Tailgate Giveaway" includes a Weber Charcoal Grill, grilling accessories, a gift card to Omaha Steaks, a copy of Play Like You Mean It, and a signed football by Rex Ryan! 10 runner ups will receive a copy of Play Like You Mean It! Also as a part of this giveaway we have two EXCLUSIVE videos from Rex Ryan that you won’t see on any other site. In the first one Rex talks about growing up the son of an NFL coach. And in the second video Coach Ryan discusses the importance of aggressive tackling. All you have to do to be entered to win is keep a watchful eye on Guyism’s Facebook page because that’s where we'll be doing this set of giveaways. (You must be from the United States to be eligible.) Click here for more info on Rex Ryan's Play Like You Mean It. [Click here for even more Guyism Gear, Gadgets, and Goodies.] | ||||||||||||||||
| VIDEO: So Mario, Luigi, Mega Man, and Link are at a strip club… Posted: 14 May 2011 10:00 AM PDT Oh, also Sheik! But fortunately, she doesn’t swing that way as it turns out. Kudos for the excellent use of the stripper from Duke Nuken 3D! Also, bonus points for not pulling out “Well excuse me, Princess!”, which would have been way too easy. On the other hand, did anyone else just find it kinda weird, even creepy, when everyone began cheering on Link as he was getting grinded? Who does that at a strip club for real? But also, what the hell was he doing in response? That stuff gets you kicked out most strip joints, I would think. Maybe not at the Mushroom Kingdom or wherever the hell the joint’s located. | ||||||||||||||||
| Asin has pairs up with Shahrukh Khan Posted: 13 May 2011 09:28 PM PDT Asin made her debut with Aamir Khan; followed it up with two films with Salman Khan; and now she is tipped to land the leading role opposite Shahrukh Khan in the movie adaptation of Chetan Bhagat’s semi-autobiographical book 2 States. Yes, we hear that Asin is the most favoured on the wishlist of producer Sajid Nadiadwala and director Vishal Bhardwaj to bag the role of a south Indian girl who falls in love with a Punjabi guy to be played by Shahrukh. Asin, who is already working in Nadiadwala’s production Housefull 2, recently met up with the producer and director to discuss the film. Both the producer and the director feel she is best suited for the role and Asin, too, is excited about the prospect of working with Shahrukh and that too in a Bhardwaj film. The actress is learnt to have given her nod to the project, though we are still waiting for an official confirmation. All said, we wonder how Salman Khan, her co-star of London Dreams and the upcoming Ready, will take the news of Asin bagging a film with Shahrukh. 
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