Guyism After Dark: Elisabeth, Siobhan, or Megan???

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• Guyism After Dark: Elisabeth, Siobhan, or Megan???
• What’s hot this week in men’s fashion, gadgets, and gear
• VIDEO: Tails & the gang from Punch Out; where are they now?
• Christie Brinkley is 57
• 8 people you’ll find hanging out in a music store

Guyism After Dark: Elisabeth, Siobhan, or Megan??? Posted: 09 Apr 2011 03:00 PM PDT Hot links to get you through the night… Take your pick: Elisabeth, Siobhan, or Megan??? CLICK THE PICS TO SEE MORE! Elisabeth van Tergouw is a really good bikini/lingerie model (50+ pics) Siobhan Parekh: The Mega Gallery Megan Fox’s Best Breast Moments Hot Girl You’ve Probably Seen Around the Internet: Angie Varona Kelly Brook @ Lynx Excite’s “Last Night On Earth” Launch Party Beau Garrett is truly an underrated hottie A Gallery of Funny Donald Trump Pictures Trick Shot of the Day (Video) Softball Pitcher Takes a Line Drive to the Grill (Video) Is Kate Upton Kanye West’s New Lady Friend? 22 Awesome Animated GIFs Olivia Wilde Lesbian Makeout Scene Megan has qualities we like: handbras, thongs, that sort of thing ## Beach Watch: Jenni ‘JWoww’ Farley Sexy Ring Girl Chell Marie Makes Me Sweaty Denise RichardsStill Has a Hell of a Bikini Body ## The Top 5 40 Something Celebs Who Can Still Crush a Bikini Kate Upton Looking Incredible in Her Bikinis Victoria Rae Black is almost too hot ## #PlayboySuggests – Sexy & Cool Ladies to Follow on Twitter 100′s of Hot Amateurs Getting Naughty on Camera ## Katherine Jenkins Really Fills Out a Dress ## Taisha is poolside, looking hot ## Daria Werbowy Cover Shoot (Video) ## Claudia Sampedro is Reggie Bush's New Kim Kardashian (40 photos) Cute Kate in the Living Room ## Student Strip: Roxanne Sky ##

What’s hot this week in men’s fashion, gadgets, and gear Posted: 09 Apr 2011 10:00 AM PDT This weekly feature is a round-up, in conjunction with our friend Tim over at CoolMaterial.com of the hot new products appearing online this week. From fashion to gadgets, take a look at your new obsessions. Hot Sauce Committee Part 2 – Beastie Boys The 8th Beastie Boys album – originally Hot Sauce Committee Part 1 but since it was delayed due to Adam Yauch's (MCA's) cancer treatment has had a bit of a name/track listing change – features a new version of "Too Many Rappers" along with a collaboration with Santigold we're pumped for. VHS Notebook The thick lined notebook takes us back to a time when movie extras simply referred to people in the background of a shot and not alternate endings, Easter Eggs and boring ass commentary Nikon D5100 DSLR It's black; it's got interchangeable lenses and it costs close to a grand. Honestly, if you're spending more than a monthly Porsche payment on a camera, what you really care about are the specs, so feel free to geek out. To A Tee: Only NY When you shop ONLY NY INC., an independent brand based out of the West side of Manhattan, you get to choose from a collection of tees that feature the work of various innovative graffiti artists, designers, and illustrators. Sony Ericsson Media Speaker Stand Designed to function without cords or chargers – and sculpted from aluminum – the MS430 brings higher quality audio to any of your mobile devices MWC Mil-Tec MKII Chronograph MWC wants to keep you on time – all the time – which is why they started making militarily precise instruments. In this case, the gauges and dials have been turned into the MKII Chronograph. Brooklyn Hard Candy Brooklyn Hard Candy has set out to reclaim the old-fashioned hard candy as something desirable for a younger, less Rascal-driving crowd Pictogram Movie Posters We're not sure when this whole redesigning classic posters as minimalist images trend began but our previously bare walls are glad that it did.

VIDEO: Tails & the gang from Punch Out; where are they now? Posted: 09 Apr 2011 08:19 AM PDT Video game stars are no different than those from the world of film, television, and music. Some faces make it big and stick around, whereas others aren't as lucky. Ever wondered what ever happened to Sonic and Mike Tyson’s co-starts? First let’s see what the hell happened to everyone else in Punch Out… Yeah, it seriously is bad news when Mike Tyson ended up happiest when all was said and done. Next, a rather in-depth look at Miles “Tails” Prower’s fall from grace… Thankfully lives on in the hearts and minds of Sonic fans everywhere to this day. Granted, they’re all furries who produce sex laden comics (that are all horribly drawn, though that goes without saying), but hey, fame is fame.

Christie Brinkley is 57 Posted: 09 Apr 2011 07:30 AM PDT Seriously... she's 57... years-old... Christie Brinkley stopped by to visit Good Morning America this week. She’s 57. Have a nice weekend. *smacks self in forehead*

8 people you’ll find hanging out in a music store Posted: 09 Apr 2011 05:00 AM PDT Since we crank out so many stories each week some really good ones get lost in the cracks. And since so many new people visit Guyism every day (thank you), we thought we’d start taking some time on the weekends to share some classics that many of our newer readers may have missed. . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . I myself am no musician. I can't read music (or English) and my rhythm has been suspect since I hit my head after falling out of one of those paddle boats shaped like a swan (I was a mere 23 at the time.) However, a lot of people that I know do enjoy playing music. Over the years, I've accompany those people to various music stores in different locations all over the country. Now, I'm not saying that all of the people listed below are in every music store that you go into. But chances are that you've seen a few of these people if you've ever worked or visited a store that exclusively sold musical instruments. Although, if you go to a Guitar Center on the right weekend, you may just end up seeing them all. Worse than that, you'll probably end up having to hear most of them too… 8 The guy starting a band There always seems to be one guy just walking around sort of checking out some guitars, while secretly casing the place for a new bass guitarist. He sort of hovers over other people testing stuff out the acoustic instruments section; waiting for a song he knows, so he can strike up a conversation. Every step you take; every move you make; he'll be watching you. Just like Sting. And Chuck Berry… 7 The guy there promoting his concert Usually loitering near the register. Chats up people and tells them, "Yeah, I'm in a band called Dr. Rockupuss. We're kind of like if The Clash met The Strokes and had a baby that was kidnapped by Slash, but raised by a benevolent half-man half-Ziggy Stardust unicorn." There is always a guy there just hanging around giving out fliers to a concert or chatting up one of the sales clerks. He'll pretend like he's looking for a specific pick or drum stick, but everyone knows the guys is just there to try and sell you on coming to his house show. 6 The guy who just wants to play as loud as possible The dude that comes goes to Guitar Center just to rock the house like Pantera. He's not looking for the most acoustically flawless guitar; he's looking for the ax that goes to 11. And when he launches into “Smoke On The Water” with a guitar shaped like a naked lady on a sailboat–nobody in the store will be able to deny his raucous, aural superiority. What's got two thumbs and two ruptured eardrums? What? I said, what's got two thumbs and two ruptured eardrums? 5 The girl (any girl) Anything that has breasts and walks into a store that more time than not will be 100% full of males will automatically get all the attention in the store. Doesn't matter what she's looking for. She could be trying out tambourines for two hours and nobody would say a word about the racket. Try and get waited on in a music store when a hot girl walks in. Not gonna happen. Even in a store where everyone is in a band… the boobs will always be more important than the music. 4 The person who just wants to be praised on his/her abilities This is the person that takes out a guitar near the middle of the store and proceeds to play the most complicated song he or she knows. This person has spent hours and hours alone in their room for months on end, practicing a song that they can play in public. They have sacrificed their social life just to be in the spotlight for five minutes at a Guitar Center in Wichita, Kansas. These folks seem to be gauging the crowd reaction to see if they should take playing music a step further. Most don’t look like they do, but here comes that lurking man we already talked about… 3 The guy who works at the store that’s upset that no one is actually there to buy an instrument A lot of people who work in music stores seem defeated. I don't blame them. They have to work at a place where they don't sell a lot of merchandise and yet, lots of people come in to test out their products. Most just pretend they are interested in what the store is selling. It's like going to a time-share presentation that is somehow more excruciating than a regular time-share presentation. You see the harp in the corner of the store? I mean come on, how many people have you ever seen buying a harp? If there was a mandolin in this room would you even be able to point it out? I don't blame these people for sometimes looking surly. Imagine how many times you've heard "Stairway to Heaven" and then multiply that by a hundred. That's what that person lives through everyday. 2 The person that has zero music experience but plays anyway That's me on the bongos mother f@#*ers! Is that a lute over there? I don't even know how to play a lute, but that's not going to stop me from trying. Oh boy, I want to play the cymbals! I need more cowbell! Man, I wonder if this song is as annoying as it sounds. Hey, guy — we gotta rock this house to the ground. Bring the funk in 3… 2… 1… FUNK! That's right, I'm the most annoying person in the music store because I drink coffee, have no discernable rhythm and like to bang the hell out of things with sticks. Wake Me Up, BEFORE YOU GO — GO. DON'T LEAVE ME HANGING ON LIKE A– OK, I'll leave. This is me leaving. Wait, did I hear someone yell "Freebird?" 1 The guy in front of the store making sound effects and singing Hey that disheveled old lady sounds familiar. And she looks familiar. Looks like a homeless version of David Lee Roth. Oh my God, he IS David Lee Roth! The Scoobeedeedoobittybop-dittybop years haven't been good to him. He looks sad and lonely. Tell him we've got whiskey and sandwiches — see if he'll come home and play Guitar Hero with us.

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