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- Guyism After Dark: Gabrielle, Mariana, or Olivia???
- What’s hot this week in men’s fashion, gadgets, and gear
- Tanja Dexters, Miss Belgium 1998, is holding up really well
- This week in celebrity gossip: Biel’s back on the market
- 9 types of people you will meet in a casino
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| Guyism After Dark: Gabrielle, Mariana, or Olivia??? Posted: 12 Mar 2011 03:00 PM PST Hot links to get you through the night…
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| What’s hot this week in men’s fashion, gadgets, and gear Posted: 12 Mar 2011 09:30 AM PST This weekly feature is a round-up, in conjunction with our friend Tim over at CoolMaterial.com of the hot new products appearing online this week. From fashion to gadgets, take a look at your new obsessions.
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| Tanja Dexters, Miss Belgium 1998, is holding up really well Posted: 12 Mar 2011 08:00 AM PST  I wonder if she did this for the talent portion of the competition? I don’t know much about Tanja Dexters other than her winning a beauty pageant a long time ago, but that’s not going to stop me from showing you just how good she looks in this month’s Che magazine. As you can see from these photos Tanja has many of the qualities one likes to see in a beauty queen: beauty, arm bras, hand bras, sexy underwear, willingness to pose half-naked, she’s really the total package. How she didn’t win Miss World or Miss Universe is beyond me.               | ||||||||||||||||
| This week in celebrity gossip: Biel’s back on the market Posted: 12 Mar 2011 06:30 AM PST
Celebrity gossip items you may have missed this week… — Jessica Biel is officially single again as she and Justin Timberlake have ended their ‘relationship.’ There are no hard feelings,” said a source. Hehe, they said “hard.” — Audrina Patridge also now single again having broke up with Corey Bohan… again. — Jessica Simpson was drunk… again. — Scarlett Johansson is still dating Sean Penn. No, really. — In Justin Bieber news, he “attacked” a female paparazzo last week at a 7-11 in Hollywood. The kid is just out of control. — Lady Gaga is not happy with a London ice cream shop selling breast milk ice cream called Baby Gaga. Yes, because how dare someone do something shocking and try to profit off it. Who so they think they are?!
— Charlie and Brooke Mueller finally reached an agreement about custody of their twin boys. — Sheen is also suing (for himself and on behalf of the Two and a Half Men crew) for $100 million. Is there a judge in the world that will take this case? Oh yeah. California. Never mind. — Lindsay Lohan rejected a plea deal this week and will go to trial for her felony theft case. Some are still saying that she could serve time, but we all know that’s never going to happen. — Speaking of fun female celebs, Christina Aguilera is “fall-down wasted nearly every night” a source tells Us magazine. And we think Charlie Sheen might not be the best parent. — Chris Brown has had enough of apologizing for beating the hell out of Rihanna, calling the event a “mishap.” — Miley Cyrus is texting guys again. You know how this one’s going to end, don’t you? — Speaking of Miley and LiLo, Lindsay was very upset with Saturday Night Live for the impression Miley Cyrus did of her last week. She even wrote a letter to Lorne Michaels about it. I wonder if she used the red or the blue crayon. — And finally, Britney Spears wanted to be a lawyer. Chew on that one for awhile. This week’s sexy video comes to us from the fine folks over at Intimissimi Lingerie who, as we all know (right?) have Irina Shayk as the face of their franchise. And by face, I of course mean smokin’ hot body. | ||||||||||||||||
| 9 types of people you will meet in a casino Posted: 12 Mar 2011 05:00 AM PST
Since we crank out so many stories each week some really good ones get lost in the cracks. And since so many new people visit Guyism every day (thank you), we thought we’d start taking some time on the weekends to share some classics that many of our newer readers may have missed. Casinos: Places where large sums of cash are won and lost all based on the risk you're willing to take. The American Dream in all it's glory. And while there are a lot of different places you can legally gamble in this country, you will tend to see some of the same types of people in almost every casino you enter. From the Bellagio in Las Vegas to Harrah's in New Orleans to the Tropicana in A.C., these are a few of the people you'll probably encounter either at the tables or on your third trip to the ATM. 9 The old lady playing slots 8 The guy who just lost a bundle 7 The guy who has no idea what he's doing 6 The cocktail waitress who has seen it all before 5 The Whale 4 The Cooler 3 The huge bouncer 2 The guy who doesn't care about losing money 1 The drunk guy that seems to be lost | ||||||||||||||||
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She'll be dressed in a floral shirt and one of those neon visors that say either "Las Vegas" or "Branson, Missouri" on it and will be equipped with a fanny pack full of nickels that would put the Dept of Treasury to shame. And she'll sit in front of a row of slot machines and carefully feed change into each individual machine and pull the lever over and over again with her little bucket for winnings. Does she come out a winner? Hard to tell, but she certainly gets her money's worth in entertainment value and free drinks. I hope she wins that Viper.
Ever see that guy who seems to be wandering the casino floor aimlessly; he looks like a lost puppy dog who’s just seen a ghost? That's probably the guy who just took out a second mortgage on his house to play one more hour at the baccarat table and from the looks of it, he's probably going to moving himself into a YMCA next week. It's always terrible to see and he serves as a warning to other patrons of just how quickly you can lose a wallet full of cash and have your dreams of wealth come crashing down in the buzz of slot machines and flashing neon lights. Sometimes he's the guy looking aimlessly at his reflection in the elevator banks and sometimes he's the guy at the corner of the casino bar softly crying into his gin and tonic. Either way, he is not the guy you want to be when leaving a casino.
The person is always like Peter Griffin in that clip from Family Guy– "Sir, you have 20. Hit me. 21. Hit me. That's 30. Hit me…" He or she is the bane of the guy sitting at the end of the table reading "The World's Greatest Blackjack Book" and meticulously betting according to how the book says to play each hand. And while not everyone will like this person, he or she is obviously there to have a good time and hopefully win some money and get a little tipsy in the process. And that's what casinos are for aren't they?
There’s usually one in almost every casino you go to. The woman that wants nothing more than for people order a drink and leave her alone. Probably because she's taken on more hits by drunken gamblers than a Ted Williams Louisville Slugger; she looks a bit haggard and somewhat beleaguered by the years of smoke filled rooms and years of obnoxious patrons grabbing her ass. She's just trying to get through her shift with enough tips to make the rent this month and only wants to know what kind of beer you'd like. Some stories she could tell would probably run shivers down your spine, but she doesn't have the patience to make conversation. So just tip her and have your drink order ready before you get into an ugly scene that you most likely want no part of.
Most gamblers would have a better chance of seeing a whale in the wild than they would seeing a whale in a casino (unless Steve Wynn opened an aquatic themed hotel). They are the big spenders who have special tables in the back reserved for people of their own unique economic status. They don't have the time to gamble for mere dollars; they need a stack full of chocolate chips and a hospitable dealer. They could win or lose millions in just a few minutes, but the perks of large sum gambling are that they don't have to sit next to the mortal gamblers, who live and die with every roll of dice. They can play alone and let it ride on red without anyone bothering them or getting in the way of their hot streak.
This person is part urban legend and part gambler's imagination; a “cooler” is supposedly a dealer who comes in to kill the mojo when a table is hot. If you've ever seen a dealer on the ride to Bust City where everyone around you is consistently winning, a change in a dealer can often be a major disruption to the flow of a table. While we all understand that the order of the cards aren't changing, the mere fact that a streak of good luck has been broken can often cause a gambler to feel that a new dealer is bringing bad juju. But, come on! Sometimes the casinos have to be doing this on purpose, right? We were winning over here till you showed up! I'm going to a different table…
He's there and he does not want to hear or put up with any of your drunken antics. You want to sing "More than a Feeling" while spilling beer all over a table, then you are going to have to do it in your kitchen at home. And this gentleman is going to help you get there; even if he has to drag your drunken-ass out to the curb by your ankles. He will not stand for you throwing-up on fellow patrons, passing-out on the roulette wheel, or slapping the table and screaming "MONKEY" (trust me on that last one). You may see him going into the casino, but chances are you won't see him again until it's too late and unlike a washing machine, he does not have a gentle cycle.
Sometime there is a guy (it could be a woman, but usually not) who just goes into casinos to specifically to piss people off. He throws around cash like it's nothing and will give you a hard time when you hit a rough streak at the craps table. It's not about the money to him, it's about making everyone around him feel small and miserable. He's the Donald Trump of casino douche bags and like Trump, it's all "LOOK AT ME!" He wants to be seen and heard because mommy didn't pay enough attention to him as a child. Where is that bouncer when you really need him?
Sometimes you'll see a guy that is just wasted out of his mind and stumbling through the maze of slot machines like someone who has just had a flash grenade go off in front of them. It’s 4 AM and he’s mumbling something about losing a boat load of money playing Keno at the Luxor… PLEASE, will you just help me get back to my room. I'd greatly appreciate it and thank you in advance.
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