Wednesday, February 23, 2011

Guyism After Dark: Capri, Bar, or Gwyneth???

Guyism After Dark: Capri, Bar, or Gwyneth???


Guyism After Dark: Capri, Bar, or Gwyneth???

Posted: 22 Feb 2011 04:00 PM PST

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2006: Carmelo Anthony involved in brawl with Knicks at MSG

Posted: 22 Feb 2011 02:30 PM PST

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We rarely turn back the clock here on Guyism but this whole Carmelo Anthony to New York trade got us thinking about his greatest moment at Madison Square Garden. It was just four short years ago that Anthony backpedaled himself into infamy as the Nuggets and Knicks got into one of the biggest brawls in NBA history.

Of course, the ringleader of the brawl was none other than former Knicks coach Isiah Thomas who allegedly told Mardy Collins to deliver a message to the Nuggets. Ironically enough, it now appears that Zeke is the man behind the scenes pulling the strings for the Knicks organization and who is ultimately responsible for getting Melo to the Big Apple.

Ahh, the memories.

It’s been years so Knicks fans may not hold a grudge against Carmelo now, but I heard Jared Jeffries still wants a piece of him. And “Marshmellow”, I’m sure he’s got his dancing shoes ready to go.

Daily Domino’s pizza order surprisingly saves woman’s life

Posted: 22 Feb 2011 02:26 PM PST

Screen shot 2011 02 22 at 5.24.40 PM 299x214 Daily Dominos pizza order surprisingly saves womans lifeNo, no, no. Not like you’re thinking. In fact, ordering pizza — especially Domino’s, ugh — once a day will kill you eventually. But for Jean Wilson, her addiction to shoddy ‘za saved her life.

LITERALLY.

See, Wilson called in an order for Domino’s every single day for the past three years. She became so regular that the pizza delivery people at her local Domino’s prepped her one large pepperoni pizza every single day before she even called.

So one of her regular pizza people, Susan Guy, became a little alarmed when she came into work and Wilson hadn’t rung up the store in a day or so.

“She hadn’t called in three days,” Guy said. “My boss told me about it today.”

Guy told her boss she was rolling out to Wilson’s house to investigate the matter, and after talking to some neighbors, decided to call 911.

The cops showed up, kicked down the door to Wilson’s house and found her lying on the floor. Now she’s in the hospital, in non-critical condition, and according to WMC-TV “investigators said it’s possible her pizza-only diet may have saved her life.”

But, again, NOT BECAUSE DOMINO’S IS HEALTHY OR GOOD IN ANY CONCEIVABLE WAY. It’s because her addiction to little slices of fake pig buttcheeks meant that when she didn’t order a large pepperoni, someone noticed.

That’s not healthy, that’s luck of the freaking draw. I mean, all credit due to Guy for being a good samaritan and all, but you know how this is going to turn out, right?

Oh you don’t? Well, let me tell you: those smarmy goobers on the Domino’s ads are going to make a big show out of this, convince a woman who nearly died to sign an endorsement deal, offer her a lifetime of free pizza and then exploit the living hell out of her en route to another miserable advertising campaign.

Yes, I do think it’s the most indefensible thing in the entire world that Domino’s bases their current ad campaign on the fact that “our product TOTALLY sucked for like 15 years, sooooo sorry about that, but NOW we’re gonna do it up right!” Why do you ask?

[4G] Warpia: StreamHD

Posted: 22 Feb 2011 01:40 PM PST

Welcome to another edition of [4G] — Guyism Gear, Gadgets, and Goodies — where we bring you the latest in the stuff you need to see, do, own, or play, plus as is always the case we’re giving away something great.

warpia [4G] Warpia: StreamHDNow that we’ve gotten you hooked up with a sweet TV it’s time to make that TV work even better, don’t you think? Well, have we got the deal for you. The Warpia: StreamHD is a genius little gadget that allows you to wirelessly stream any online content from your laptop to your TV in sparkling HD. Did you hear that? Not just HD, but SPARKLING HD. Even better! The great thing about Warpia is that it mirrors your computer screen, meaning you can view Netflix, YouTube, porn, Hulu, ESPN3, porn, iTunes, porn, etc. – right on your HDTV and without a mess of wires.

The tech geek specs…
• View online videos, slideshows, movies, etc. on a flat screen TV in true 1080P (1920 x 1280) resolution.
• Enjoy 5.1-channel surround sound for the ultimate wireless home cinema experience.
• UWD (ultra-wideband) technology doesn't reduce your wireless Internet bandwidth and supports a 30-feet stream radius.
• Includes a USB PC dongle, video base with wireless USB receiver, power supply unit, HDMI cable, SPDIF cable, Quick Start Guide, installation and documentation CD, a one-year warranty, and access to toll-free or online chat tech support.
• Compatible with Windows® 7, Vista™SP2, XP® SP3.

SWP100 100A Lifestyle 177w [4G] Warpia: StreamHDYou want one? Here’s your chance…

To be entered to win your very own Warpia: StreamHD (a $169.99 value!!!) all you have to do is keep a watchful eye on our new Guyism Tumblr where we’ll be doing our next round of sweet giveaways.

The Warpia: StreamHD is available at Amazon.com and Warpia.com.

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Connecticut man steals 58 containers of deodorant for some reason

Posted: 22 Feb 2011 01:05 PM PST

“When times get tough, the tough steal 58 containers worth of deodorant,” Connecticut native Joseph Mingolello must have told himself before his brilliant scheme that got him arrested.

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What a pile of deodorant might look like.

Police say Mingolello took 58 containers of deodorant — a street value of $188 — from a Job Lot store in Bridgeport, Connecticut.

Mingolello allegedly liberated the 58 containers of deodorant by shoving them into his pants, then exiting without paying. When confronted by two store employees, he shoved one and attempted to hit the other.

Mingolello is being held on a $10,000 bond — or approximately 3086 containers of deodorant.

I just hope one of the deodorant companies is out there listening. Nothing says, “Our brand is totally worth it,” to me more than some dude thinking that stealing 58 items worth of it is a good idea. Then again, I’d hope the deodorant would be effective enough as to only require one container to work properly. This is precisely why I could never be an effective deodorant master thief, regardless of what my high school guidance counselor told me.

Alleged Deodorant Thief Busted [NBC Connecticut]

I feel extremely lucky when I look behind in my life : Bipasha Basu

Posted: 21 Feb 2011 09:59 PM PST

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Glambour actress Bipasha Basu, who is journey in showbiz started in 1996 following winning the Cinthol supermodel competition, says she is highly lucky and satisfied with her successes.

’I just realized my journey has been quiet a long one, from 1996 to 2011. It is just me who knows how much hard work and dedication has gone behind everything.

I have been honest with my career and brought the very best of me on the Silver screen,’ Bipasha shared with reporters

Outfitted in a formal white outfit with black beads and sequin work on it, she arrived for the the release of Versace collection of watches in relationship with Timex Group.

Personally I think extremely fortunate when I look behind in my life. I’m happy with myself as well as proud of what I am today.


I used to dream of getting such luxurious brands and right now I very easily own a lot of of them,’ said the 32-year-old, who has a fetish for watches.

’The one object which I love the most is the watch. It is essential have possession for everybody. It is also the best gifting choice.

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