Sunday, January 16, 2011

Guyism After Dark: Kim, Erica, or Erin???

Guyism After Dark: Kim, Erica, or Erin???


Guyism After Dark: Kim, Erica, or Erin???

Posted: 15 Jan 2011 04:00 PM PST

Hot links to get you through the night…


Take your pick: Kim, Erica, or Erin???
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Kim Kardashian is a good Twitterer
The 20 Hottest Photos of Erica Ocampo
Erin Heatherton: The Mega Gallery
Jordan Carver is a 24-year-old German model with a hell of a rack
The Sexy Booth Babes of CES 2011
Natalie Portman’s Sex Scene With Ashton Kutcher
Keyshia Dior Is XXL’s Eye Candy Of The Year
Oh, how we love the Campus Cuties and their bikinis
Dayuuummm!! British Singer Jamelia Rocks Eye Popping Dress!
Meet the Crystal Palace Cheerleaders, the best mascots ever
A 25 Model History of Victoria's Secret
There’s a lot to love about Nina Dobrev
The 10 Most Anticipated Music Albums of 2011
The 20 Funniest Oprah Winfrey Faces Of All Time
Sony Wants to Help You Lose Your Virginity
Drunk Guy FAILS!
90 Girls Found Pregnant at a High School in Memphis
This Is Deeply Disturbing, You Should Watch It (Video)
Awful/Hilarious Chinese Technology
The Top 10 Ways To Befriend The Bartender
Anna Benson and the Craziest Hotties In Sports
Lara Alvarez is a Sexy Spanish Sports Reporter
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Scarlett Johansson is Stunning in the 2011 Moet & Chandon Ad Campaign
Australian Open '11: Maria Sharapova Unveils Her Hot New Tennis Outfit
Another day, Another Set of Sexy Amateur Babes Posing for the Camera
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What’s hot this week in men’s fashion, gadgets, and gear

Posted: 15 Jan 2011 09:30 AM PST

This weekly feature is a round-up, in conjunction with our friend Tim over at CoolMaterial.com of the hot new products appearing online this week. From fashion to gadgets, take a look at your new obsessions.

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Beastie Boys Nixon Time Teller

ith the Nixon Time Teller / Beastie Boys collaboration, you can fight for your right – to wear Mike D. in four different colors on your arm.
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Miles Davis In-Ear Headphones

These in-ear Miles Davis tribute headphones from Monster are specially designed to make you feel like you're chilling in a jazz bar where ever you go.
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Artifact Bag Co. Waxed Canvas Tote

Artifact Bag Co. has a solution for that – their waxed canvas lunch tote. The bag – simply referred to as "Number 215" which for some inexplicable reason is really cool – makes carrying your lunch to work look professional.
grabbit ipad What’s hot this week in men’s fashion, gadgets, and gearGrabbit for iPad
Grabbit combines a thermoplastic, two-part hardshell body with a leather handle that reminds us of that stick and catch tennis ball game we used to love. Slide your hand into the leather handle and your iPad becomes truly one-handed.
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At Improv Everywhere's No Pants Subway Ride Day 2011, women take off their pants and ride the subway, simple as that. We kept this brief for a reason, go look at the pictures already.
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John Lennon’s Ferrari

Just shortly after the 30thanniversary of the legend's death, you can own one of the ultimate pieces of Lennon history. The light metallic blue Ferrari was purchased by the Beatle on April 20, 1965 and very soon could be sitting in your garage.
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Vintage Motorcycle Lamp

Each lamp is crafted from components of three different vintage bikes. Each lamp is created using a spring, a shock absorber and a transmission gear from some old two-wheeled rides and stands about 18 inches tall.

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To A Tee: Ser-vice

This lifestyle brand's roots are in graphic design, but they look to everything from architecture and furniture, to good food and surf trips, for influence.

Jenna Pietersen does lingerie good

Posted: 15 Jan 2011 08:00 AM PST

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I'd never win a staring contest with this woman...

I don’t know why I am still surprised when I run across yet another hot new model posing for yet another lingerie company. It’s pretty much a daily occurrence anymore and today’s occurrence is Jenna Pietersen for Bodique Lingerie. Jenna is from South Africa and barely in her twenties which means if all goes well we’ll be getting to see a lot more of her in the future. I guess she’s been in the South African version of the Sports Illustrated swimsuit issue a couple of times. Here’s to hoping the American editors see what we’re seeing.

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This week in celebrity gossip: Shakira, now available

Posted: 15 Jan 2011 06:30 AM PST

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Celebrity gossip items you may have missed this week…

Shakira has decided to call it off with her boyfriend of 11 years. Behind me in line there, buddy.

Keira Knightley is also now single. For some reason I don’t care about that as much.

Tom Hanks’ son is a rapper. Also, his name is Chet.

Charlie Sheen sure knows how to party. With pr0n stars. Three to be exact. At the same time.

— The 2011 Sports Illustrated swimsuit issue cover model short list has been revealed and it’s a who’s who of who? (I’m betting on Irina Shayk.)

— The Los Angeles County Coroner says Michael Jackson’s death should have been ruled a homicide.

Gucci Mane got a new face tattoo and as face tattoos go this one is about as different as one could be.

Kelsey Grammer might be a cross dresser.

eva longoria spurs This week in celebrity gossip: Shakira, now availableEva Longoria? Bankrupt.

Winona Ryder? Crazy.

Kate Hudson? Pregnant.

Victoria Beckham — also pregnant.

JWoww now says that she was under anesthesia in those alleged nude photos that are just waiting to be released. “Under anesthesia” has to be code for something, right?

Mike Tyson is being sued for $115 million. And it’s one doozy of a lawsuit too.

— Speaking of a lot of jack, 50 Cent made $8.7 million on Twitter. That is NOT a typo.

Keira Knightley, Anne Hathaway and Jessica Biel are scheduled have test screenings for the next Batman movie. I vote for Jessica.

— And finally, Lea Michele is kind of a c-word. But she’s sorry about that, so it’s okay.

This week’s sexy video is a follow-up on an earlier post we did here that featured Jessica Alba in a bikini for Harper’s Bazaar. Did I mention Jessica Alba in a bikini?

6 classic video games that should be movies

Posted: 15 Jan 2011 05:00 AM PST

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Since we crank out so many stories each week some really good ones get lost in the cracks. And since so many new people visit Guyism every day (thank you), we thought we’d start taking some time on the weekends to share some classics that many of our newer readers may have missed.

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Video games and Hollywood have had a rocky relationship for going on two decades now. Mario, Mortal Kombat and Street Fighter all had their chance to shine on the big screen but were met with lackluster response from critics and audiences alike. Perhaps, not all hope is lost for a video game to make the successful transition to the big screen and earn a 1up before it's game over. With the technology available now that broke box office records with Avatar it could only be a matter of time before Sonic gets himself an Oscar. Here are six classic Nintendo games that might have what it takes to equal box office success.

6 Legend of Zelda
zelda 135x95 6 classic video games that should be moviesAhh, Zelda, the little elf with a sword who would travel around exploring new lands and casting magical potions. Basically, this idea has already been made into an incredibly successful movie under the name, Lord of the Rings. Except with Zelda, the elf is named Link and seeks some golden triangles. That's right hobbit nerds, I just compared your precious Rings Trilogy to an 8-bit video game. The game involved a lot of puzzle solving and most people either loved it or hated it. Seriously though, with the right director the little elf could kick some serious ass at the box office.

5 Metroid
Metroid 135x95 6 classic video games that should be moviesMetroid was a pretty awesome game and when paired with Mountain Dew and pizza equaled an epic night for 9 year-olds in 1986. Samus Aran is a female bounty hunter in some far off space galaxy on the planet Zebes who protects the metroids from nasty space pirates. If this doesn't have Syfy channel original series written all over it! The game had the exploration aspects of Zelda, but a darker feel with all kinds of cool creatures and weapons. The idea for a Metroid movie has been bouncing around Tinsel town since 2003, but as of current, it looks like the project is stalled and won't be launching any space battles anytime soon.

4 Ninja Gaiden
NinjaGaiden 135x95 6 classic video games that should be moviesNinja movies never seem to be a critical smash but have a loyal audience all their own and are past their due. A ninja warrior named Ryu receives a mysterious letter from his father and travels to America to save the world from an ancient demon – I'm there with popcorn in hand. The game was one of the first to have cinematic sequences and gave the player a feeling of storyline as they killed bad guys in hellish levels with fire, swords, ninja stars and magic. Jet Li, call your agent, the world needs a good reason to forget about last year's Ninja Assassin.

3 Double Dragon
DDragon 135x95 6 classic video games that should be moviesRemember how much fun blowing $5 at the arcade on Double Dragon was and how great the 1994 movie that followed was? Nope? That's because it wasn't. However, a box office bomb has never stopped Hollywood from attempting to breathe new life into a project and bring in the dough (Eric Bana Hulk, Ed Norton Hulk, case in point). Two brothers trekking through New York City, fighting street gangs with baseball bats, bull whips and dynamite to rescue a chick they're both in love with has gotta be gold, baby! However, being that both guys are gunning for the same girl things might get a little awkward at the end and take a Y tu mamá también twist. Could give a whole new meaning to the title "Double Dragon."

2 Contra
Contra 135x95 6 classic video games that should be moviesWithout question Contra has to be one of the best games to come out on NES. This was every kids chance to be a machine gun toting Rambo, blazing a path of gunfire through jungles and battling space aliens that looked like butterfly shrimp. I've still never met anybody who has beaten the game with the three lives you start with. The game was loosely inspired by the movies Alien and Predator and came out around the same time as the Iran-Contra affair was going down involving Nicaraguan rebels. Hmm, wonder where those clever Japanese game developers got the name? It's been a while since Vin Diesel put out anything that didn't make me want to throw my TV down a flight of stairs. Maybe Contra is the ticket.

1 Mega Man
Megaman 135x95 6 classic video games that should be moviesRumors about a Mega Man movie are all over the Internet, a fake trailer was even made giving gamers a brief glimpse of hope before the reset button was hit, yet again. The game has been a popular franchise for years and been developed into an animated series and comic books. Still, a legit studio financed film of the little blue tough guy has yet to be put on celluloid. It's about time Mega Man hits the big screen to battle Metal Man, Heat Man and the rest of Dr. Wily's cast of cleverly named cyborgs.

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