uyrfuykfkuy65967: "This Hand Model Seems Cool" and a Very Ke$ha Christmas

Thanks to Aviva of Buzznet, I was able to read a particularly hilarious article on The Hairpin about top hand model, Ellen Sirot. (You should also check out Aviva's listicle of all the Dumb and Awesome things that happened at Buzznet headquarters this year. It might make you want to join Buzznet in all its awesome glory. Click HERE.) I am sorry to say, if I ever met Ellen Sirot I doubt we would get along. I know hand modeling is her livelihood, but hilarity ensued when the video showed a clip of her getting into the elevator, wearing black gloves and holding her arms up like a cop was aiming his gun at her or something. Yes, she wears gloves everyday. Throughout the interview I noticed she stroked her hands a lot.

I spent an hour showing my dad videos of Ke$ha's music videos for "Tik Tok," "We R Who We R" and such (yeah yeah long story short we are testing the Apple TV thing we got for the holidays). My father got a kick out of "tik tok Kesha chipmunk funny cute official video." I think he enjoyed listening to Ke$ha's voice electronically made 2000000000 octaves higher even more than seeing her stumble around with swagger and sing about how her tights are ripped up the sides and stuff like that. The thing about Ke$ha is that despite her stupid gold grill on one tooth, and her lyrics that try to convey some carefree, edgy party girl persona in that terribly edgy party girl way, HER SONGS ARE CATCHY AND GET STUCK IN YOUR HEAD DURING MATH CLASS AND MAKE YOU WANT TO BUY THEM. So I guess I'm spending my Christmas Eve neglecting to take a shower so I can sit here blogging about Ke$ha while listening to "Dinosaur" and debating whether I should buy "We R Who We R."