Hahahahaha What. Bridal Tennis Shoes and Flowers and Stuff.

I stumbled upon these while browsing the wonderful world wide web. I gagged a little.

You can find these on The Lovely Bride, an online store dedicated to bringing super-saavy brides comfortable and "stylish" shoes for their big day.


"The Lovely Bride offers a wide selection of comfortable wedding shoes and bridal sneakers for brides who want to have fun on their wedding day. With our wedding tennis shoes, brides can be comfortable and look taller at the same time. By matching the heel height of your wedding sneakers to your dressy heels you can be confident that when you change into your bridal sneakers your dress will not drag and become dirty.  The ivory color of our shoes will blend perfectly with most gowns."


NO. 


On another note. A new flower arrangement decorates our home today so I took a few pictures. Expect more tomorrow. I want to shoot them in natural light in the morning.

My beautiful Christmas tree:

HAPPY HOLL'DAYZ YA'LL!

Oooh. Speaking of weddings (thanks, The Lovely Bride for scarring my eyes), take a looky.

Apparently Jake bought TayTay an 11,000 dollar guitar for her birthday. As the Daily Mail nicely put it, "Jake Gyllenhaal got his girlfriend (!) Taylor Swift an $11,000 guitar for her 21st birthday. It is a "vintage Gretsch guitar signed by country star Chet Atkins." Then they probably spent the whole day ambling around Park Slope, sipping lattes and eating apples and sitting by the fire and doing crafts and babysitting people's kids and writing poems. They are soooooo in love."

HMMMM.